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penisface

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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you will die someday

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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