What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Patrick is gay

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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