What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Water, please.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

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