i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your life That's the joke

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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WNBA

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Avery has crabs.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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a banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Fuck her

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Anti Joke

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