An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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SPAMS!!!

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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