- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Your life That's the joke

Romney 2012

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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