How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

balls in ya mouf

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Jews for Jesus

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Icecream

obama is a good president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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