- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Women

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Women's Basketball.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.