What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Real jokes.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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newt gingrich

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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