- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Women

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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