Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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lololololololololol

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Thumbs this up

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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