I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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