- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Fuck her

Patrick is gay

whats gay ? you

What lives underground? Grandpa

Go away.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Women's rights.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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