Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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GONNA

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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womens rights!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Women's rights

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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