- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

KEVIN HART

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Tim's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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