So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Chuck Norris

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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