(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Your mom goes to college

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Ben Colbert is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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