Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Your mom goes to college

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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