What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Real jokes.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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