Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Jewish People

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Hey Caleb.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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