what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Windows Vista

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Women's Rights

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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