A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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