What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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womens rights!

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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