Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Mexicans working in an office

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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lololololololololol

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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