if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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This is not a good joke.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Get in the van

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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World Of Warcraft

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