Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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