Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Working hard or hardly working????

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

want to go home? yea

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Ancient Greeks rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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