- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Dozer has a soul

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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