- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Women's rights.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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