- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Knock, knock. Come in!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

your face.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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