How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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womans rights

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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