- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

baby seal walks into a bar

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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