What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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you will die someday

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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