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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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