- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

I don't get it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

womans rights

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Anti jokes.

Dozer has a soul

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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