A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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9/11

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Which one is hardest?

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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