what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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