i heart wiener

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anal cheese curds.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Anti Joke

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