How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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No.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Penis

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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No

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