Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Women's rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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