Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Which one is hardest?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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