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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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penisface

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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you will die someday

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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