Women's rights.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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