- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

two fish are in a tank.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??