- Anti Joke

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.