How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

The horse said "nay."

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Lebron Traveled

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

404 Error: Joke not found

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Anal cheese curds.

Hello I'm a fat kid

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

9/11

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...