what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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9/11

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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