Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Teen pregnancy

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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