- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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