- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Dozer has a soul

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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