What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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dead babies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Mitt Romney for president.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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