What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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