- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Women's rights.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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