A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Hummer.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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WTF BOOOOOM

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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