A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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