Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

S.O.P.A

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

The horse said "nay."

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

A mexican goes to an ATM.

404 Error: Joke not found

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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