- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What is brown and smells? Poop

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Miscarriages.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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