Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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want to go home? yea

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baby seal walks into a bar

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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