American Idol

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obama is a good president

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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noodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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