Obama.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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I don't get it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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