- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Tim's gay.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Fuck her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

lol

where do the women go? the womanarium

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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