Womens Rights.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

666 im christian

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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