- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Anti jokes.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Dozer has a soul

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

your momma's an antijoke

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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