Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What color is my lamp? Brown

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

S.O.P.A

The horse said "nay."

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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