Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

You know George Washington? He died.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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