- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Yeah, totally.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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