Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Obama.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Don't rape me!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Womens Rights.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I came.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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