what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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KEVIN HART

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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WNBA

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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