Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Poopsack Jones

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Covietz has a large penis

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Write your own

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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The Economy

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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im black

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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