What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

potato farming

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Working hard or hardly working????

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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