What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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