Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Haha pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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666 im christian

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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