- Anti Joke

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What is brown and smells? Poop

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

An asian walks out of math class

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.