What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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