What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Noah is Smart.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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