- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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