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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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