Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Tim's gay.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Fuck her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

i hate you.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Freddie Mercurys teeth

lol

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Obama.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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