what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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