- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

A man farted. Another man walked away.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

You know George Washington? He died.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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