Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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