Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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