- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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