How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Dozer has a soul

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti jokes.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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WNBA

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Grapefruit.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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