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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

jewish people like other jewish people.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Freddie Mercurys teeth

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Obama.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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