What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Osama Bin Laden dies.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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