- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Gadaffi

Women's rights.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Miscarriages.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Haha

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