- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

knock knock your gay

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

9:11 make a wish

Tim's gay.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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