Fuck her

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Women"s Rights

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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