- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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