A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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