- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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