minorities.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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women's rights

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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