- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Freddie Mercurys teeth

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Obama.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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