Womens Rights.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Covietz has a large penis

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women's rights.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Hey Caleb.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Penis jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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