What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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