Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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whats better than shoes feet

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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I don't get it

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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