Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

whats better than shoes feet

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

I don't get it

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Osama Bin Laden dies.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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