I'm gay. Great me too.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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9/11

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memes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Banana(s)

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Patrick is gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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