how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Haha pizza

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