how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Don't rape me!

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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