how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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minorities.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Women rights..

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Anti Joke

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