- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

womens rights!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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