A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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I can't think of a joke!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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