- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What did you say? I don't know.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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